You could have someone who is a bona fide time traveler come back and tell me every detail about this headline, and I still would think they were pranking me.
"‘Make better choices’: Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop"
https://www.boston.com/news/animals/2018/12/07/hawaiian-monk-seals-eels-noses
I vote we create a Neil Cicierega appreciation day, for all his contributions to the internet zeitgeist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB7fqT1uAII
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